Yes, Halloween is a perfect holiday to commemorate how the Goldman Conspiracy and Wall Street’s other “too-greedy-to-fail” banksters have returned from the dead, like mummies, ghouls, zombies, vampires, all “undead,” rising out of their tombs, crypts, catacombs and mausoleums to suck the bloody retirement funds from the souls of living and unborn future generations. Remember, Wall Street lost 20% of your money the last decade, and is destined to do it again the next decade.
Our inspiration for this commemorative celebration is Michael Jackson’s mind-blowing “Thriller.” And thanks to Hank Paulson, their Trojan Horse in Washington, the Goldman Conspiracy deserves center stage as the lead dancer and choreographer in Wall Street’s “Thriller” revival. Notably, the other “too-stupid-to-fail” banks do some fabulous dancing in the chorus behind the Goldman Conspiracy, making 2009 one of the greatest in history for bonuses, as we all wait gleefully for a sequel to Halloween, Friday the 13th, Curse of the Mummy or Night of the Living Dead.
With all this excitement and thrilling anticipation, we propose to honor the return of the “too-evil-to-die” undead banks with the first ever “Goldman Conspiracy’s Halloween Chainsaw Massacre Costume Ball,” giving full recognition to Hank Paulson’s historic role in leading this bloody massacre of America and capitalism for Goldman and Wall Street. All set to the magical pounding beat of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller:”
Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark … Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart … You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it … You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, you’re paralyzed … because this is thriller, thriller night … And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike … You know its thriller, thriller night … You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
In anticipation of such a gala celebration, we invite you to vote on the “best costumes from your favorite horror movies” to be worn by these 23 celebrities at the ball. Feel free to add other celebrities and pick other costumes for anyone. Create your own “Thriller” moments, get in the Halloween spirit, watch Michael Jackson’s masterpiece … hear the music … feel the beat … imagine each of our celebrities in the costume and character of your special choosing to commemorate the rage of all American taxpayers against the dark souls that are taking over our America:
1. Hank Paulson: as Leatherface in “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
Remember Leatherface slicing up sweet souls to feed his family of cannibals: a metaphor for Wall Street. Back in 2006 when ol’ Hank took over the Treasury he secretly warned the White House of a meltdown dead ahead. He knew Goldman Sachs’ role in creating the derivatives bubble. Did nothing, even lied publicly. Hank then chainsaw-massacred Congress, Treasury, and future generations of taxpayers to protect his Goldman buddies. (More)